Showhost: "Something that can kill a lively party."
Contestant: "A gun."

Showhost: "What would your husband say is his favorite condiment?"
Contestant 1: "Oh, I would say... his pool table upstairs. Definitely."
*laughter from the crowd*
Showhost: "Annette?"
Contestant 2: "I never heard that word before neither, so I said karate school."

Showhost: "Food that makes noise when you eat it."
Contestant: "Umm..."
*buzzer goes off*
Contestant: "A really loud hamburger."

Showhost: "Name a kind of bean."
Contestant (exasperated): "Baked bean! Oooh... LESBIAN!"

Showhost: "Something you keep in a garden shed."
Contestant: "Um--a gardner."

Showhost: "Something made of wool."
Contestant: "Sheep."

Showhost: "Name something made of leather--"
*contestant slams buzzer*
Contestant: "A purse."
Showhost (finishing question): "Name something made of leather that a cowboy uses."

Bachelorette: "One of my worst subjects is spelling--could you tell me, how do you spell 'relief'?"
Contestant #1: F-A-R-T.

Showhost: "Plain term that means 'wife.'"
Contestant: "Bitch."
*begins high-fiving other contestants*

Showhost: "Name something you might buy that could turn out phony."
Contestant: "A horse."
*contestant gives a "wait, what?" face*
Showhost: "The dreaded... /phony horse/ gag."

Showhost: "For a sport that husbands and wives could play together, you said... 'Kickball'. You know, you're not usually married in third grade."

Showhost: "Name a yellow fruit."
Contestant: "Orange."

Showhost: "The bank teller said, 'I think there's something wrong with this dollar bill. Instead of a picture of George Washington, there's a picture of...'"
Contestant 1: George Wallace.
African-American Contestant 2: *reveals same name written on card, but spelled: George Walass* "Had the old boy let me go to school, I'dda learned how to spell his name."

Contestant: 557.
Showhost: Higher.
Contestant: 558.
Showhost: Higher.
Contestant: 600! 625!
Showhost: Lower!
Contestant: 6... 24!
Showhost: Lower.
Contestant: 623!
Showhost: Lower!
Contestant: 621!
Showhost: /Lower/.
Contestant: 620.
Showhost: Lower.
Contestant: 619, 615!
Showhost: Lower!
Contestant: 614, 610--
Showhost: Lower!!
Contestant: 609, 608!!
Showhost: Lower.
Contestant: Uhh... 599.
Showhost: Lower.
Contestant: 600.
Showshot: Lower!
Contestant: 605.
Showhost: /Lower/!!
*timer goes off*
Contestant: Lower--oh no! You said 'lower!'

Showhost: "Milk is the answer that we're looking for. Let's see if we can get a little milk from Patti here."
Contestant Patti: "I beg your pardon?"

Contestant 1: These are the ugly sandles that lesbians wear.
Contestant 2: Birkenstalks?
Contestant 1: Yes!